A One-Sided Conversation About Axis 360
Axis 360. What in the world is Axis 360? That doesn’t even sound like a real thing. Are you making it up?
Oh? A library service? Well, I do like libraries…I guess you can keep talking…
eBooks? AND Audiobooks? Wow! I love eBooks and Audiobooks! I listen to Audiobooks in my car. I download them from Amazon and they play through my car’s radio, since it has Bluetooth. Well, I did until I spent all my money. So how much does your Axis 360 cost? Let me guess, $360? Or just $3.60? $3.60 is doable, I guess.
WHAT?! FREE??????? I am making angry eyes at you if you are pulling my leg…No? Okay, well they are probably all those really old titles like Catcher in 
the Rye, which isn’t even about Baseball…
New titles? Brand new titles? Like James Patterson and Stuart Woods? Okay, how complicated is this thing to use?
Okay, wait…slow down…I need to write down this complicated procedure…download free app from app store…go to www.doverlibrary.org…click on downloadables…click on Axis 360…choose book…and I’m done? Great! That’s not hard at all!
This is awesome! I’ll just have to make sure to return it on time, since I can’t afford the fines!
NO FINES?!?!?!
WHY DIDN’T SOMEONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS BEFORE I SPENT ALL MY MONEY??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???? Aaaauuuuurrrrggggg!
-Jen Miller
Technology Manager